Sunday, 20 May 2012

Minnis Pig Watch

Thanet Legends and Folk Tales by David Fox


 Lock Ness has its monster, Cinderella has the two ungly sisters, but Minnis Bay has 'The Pig Monster'  

A press conference was held in Minnis Bay today to share the details surrounding what they claim is their "discovery" of a  foot print from a 'Pig Monster'. The print was found on the green near the Minnis Pub Beach CAFE. It was discovered by Mr Dimwit of the angry bigots society who confirmed that the print was part human. Mr Dimwit  said " I was so concerned that the Pig Monster might come back with more ugly pigs that I got together with my angry friends to form a new society called  Minnis Pig Watch"

*The 'PIG MONSTER', thought to be female, has been spotted at local events pretending to be a Minnis Bay woman and is apparently so ungly it could not possibly be part human as first thought.

To be continued

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