MINNIS PIG WATCH
Lock Ness has its monster, Cinderella has the two ungly sisters, but Minnis Bay has 'The Pig Monster'
|MINNIS PIG WATCH|
A press conference was held in Minnis Bay today to share the details surrounding what they claim is their "discovery" of a foot print from a 'Pig Monster'. The print was found on the green near the Minnis Pub Beach CAFE. It was discovered by Mr Dimwit of the angry bigots society who confirmed that the print was part human. Mr Dimwit said " I was so concerned that the Pig Monster might come back with more ugly pigs that I got together with my angry friends to form a new society called Minnis Pig Watch"
*The 'PIG MONSTER', thought to be female, has been spotted at local events pretending to be a Minnis Bay woman and is apparently so ungly it could not possibly be part human as first thought.
To be continued